im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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