What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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