I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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