I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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