thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she told me i tasted like america
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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