We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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