does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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