too bad you live with your parents still
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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