Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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