You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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