I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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