You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
