grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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