you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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