Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
