fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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