Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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