i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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