do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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