just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i came on her dog
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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