I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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