I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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