you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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