Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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