YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I have fence marks all over my body
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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