): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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