Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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