No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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