just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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