He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
so much tequila, so little girl.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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