I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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