I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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