In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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