guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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