with your own penis?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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