He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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