He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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