Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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