ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize