I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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