Sry I called you an 8
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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