She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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