Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize