What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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