I need help removing her.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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