So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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