did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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