HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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