Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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