I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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