well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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