I'm drive I can fine osifer
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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