So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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