you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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