I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
And then he peed in my hair
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